Poke Staff. Updated on June 27, 2022
Lawrence Fox was (briefly) banned from Twitter for reasons we don’t need to go into here (but after setting himself a low bar, he appears to have succumbed to it).
Want some good news for Monday morning? pic.twitter.com/mw362PVHXd
— Sun Apology (@SunApology) June 27, 2022
So what better time to enjoy these 13 times that Twitter was lavishly owned.
His Twitter account appears to be back up and running as we are writing this, so we expect to add some time to this list soon.
1. When he told this to Gary Lineker’s son George
His facts are true “Dude”
Just because you, like me, grew up with all the privileges of the world, doesn’t mean you’ve had the privilege of lecturing hard-working people about a sign of virtue.
Leave it to your father. He has at least one profile.
Pleasure trip. https://t.co/oyCxHCYd6d
— Lawrence Fox (@LozzaFox) 12 March 2022
You should have done the same and left it to your father. https://t.co/EmuGB1RkJQ
— Gary Lineker (@garryliner) 12 March 2022
2. When he said this about Russia’s invasion of Ukraine
“Putin must fail” is the new “Hands Face Space”.
Shut up and don’t think for yourself.
Zelensky is the new Churchill!
This is the belief you must hold now, otherwise.
It’s all so binary and simple, with no nuance or debate. https://t.co/7H91nl5ISV
— Lawrence Fox (@LozzaFox) 9 March 2022
Comparing the hope that the genocidal ambitions of a murdered dictator will fail with the government’s Covid jingle is the opposite of nuance. It’s a random addition of two things, only demonstrating the extremely tired brand of “friend who thinks different”. pic.twitter.com/l4UIn20Wcn
— david baddeel (@baddiel) 10 March 2022
3. When the Archbishop of Canterbury did this
Visit https://t.co/0kk9wrJgpN. pic.twitter.com/BABGAdiw9t
— Church of England (@churchofengland) December 15, 2021
Love your vaccinated neighbor, hate your unvaccinated neighbor as Jesus intended.@justinwelby https://t.co/rIvMzCKHOK
— Lawrence Fox (@LozzaFox) December 15, 2021
Get the boost and love them both ️ https://t.co/tZqkActFwR
— Archbishop of Canterbury (@JustinWelby) December 16, 2021
4. When he saw the color red at London’s Pride traffic light
oh fuck it! pic.twitter.com/1iM3oibI9X
— Lawrence Fox (@LozzaFox) June 7, 2021
You are shouting at the traffic light… https://t.co/UQpXfFxo8o
— jono (@jonoread) June 7, 2021
5. When He Shared His Thoughts on Tough Men
Bad times make a tough man. Tough people make good times. Good times make a soft man. Soft men make bad times.
We are in bad times. We need men.
— Lawrence Fox (@LozzaFox) August 17, 2021
[man in pornography store, trying to remember the name of his favourite pornography]: https://t.co/19Ts8e8aPE
— James Felton (@JimMFelton) August 17, 2021
6. When He Shared This Venn Diagram
— Lawrence Fox (@LozzaFox) 23 July 2021
Being fair is a creative way to list your failed auditions. https://t.co/LG4fyRji5a
— Paul Sinha (@paulsinha) July 24, 2021
7. When He Got The Hump With Specsavers After Withdrawing His Ad From GB News
— Lawrence Fox (@LozzaFox) June 16, 2021
Lawrence Fox is giving back an acting award he won from Specsavers because he boycotted GB News.
— katy (@katiegene101) June 17, 2021